We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
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He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Dignity is for republicans.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
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