Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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