what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
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Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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