i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
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just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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This baby is an asshole
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
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