What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
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They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
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Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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