Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
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Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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