Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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