He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
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I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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