come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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