I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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