Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Life is so much better after having sex.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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