I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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Can you repeat that, but with context?
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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