My room smells like vodka and shame
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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