It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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