you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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