You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
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We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
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