I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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