Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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