My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
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There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
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just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
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i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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