I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
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I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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