I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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