She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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