You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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