I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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