weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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