her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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