You're so nebulous sometimes
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
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If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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