Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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