and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
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I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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