This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
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Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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