shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Dick very happy bro
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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