Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
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I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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