I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
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I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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