Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
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You can't just leave with hair like that
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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