Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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