dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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