physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
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As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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