It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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