Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
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Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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