So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
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No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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