Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
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Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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