There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize