he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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