I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
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I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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