even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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