He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
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I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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