We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
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Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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