I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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