After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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