I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
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I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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